The back of this postcard reads.....
"A child's delight, many animals can be petted and fed. Pheasants, Quail, Ducks, Turkeys, Bobcats, Badgers, Coons, Foxes, Coyotes, Rattlesnakes, Buffaloes, Deer, Russian Pigs, Big Horn Sheep, Ground Squirrels, Pigeons, 5-Legged Live Cow, 6-Legged Live Steer; you won't be sorry, here over 20 years."
Oh yeah......you bet....all that and much more.
As we drove down I70, on our way out to Colorado, we passed several signs that promised such things as live rattlesnakes, a 5-legged cow, Rosco the miniature donkey and "the largest prairie dog in the world". It was by mutual agreement that we pulled off the highway and into the dirt and gravel parking lot. There before us stood a rundown building with large glass windows and a glass door. And yet you couldn't see in for the windows and door were papered over from the inside. Oh it was open.....they just didn't want you to see what was inside.
It was about this time that I started to have second thoughts. My mind started to tease me with flashback images of movies like Psycho, Hostel, Vacancy, The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn. I know.....I shouldn't watch those movies. Then, just as I'm ready to say let's forget it; it looks like they are closed, my daughter pulls open the door and walks in. And I'm still standing beside the car, out there in the parking lot....."guess I'm going in too"......gulp
Once inside, it wasn't bad. Well, not as bad as I thought it would be. It had a stale musty order of mothballs and cattle. It was set up so that when you enter you are in a narrow hallway of sorts. With a wall to our left, a (closed off) souvenir shop to our right and the door behind us, we walked a few yards to a counter where a woman was waiting. She asked if we had come to see the animals, took our money and then raised the heavy metal pipe that separated us from what was behind the wall. In we went to find a large red painted box with chicken wire on top. Inside the box were the rattlesnakes. Stuffed pheasants, quails, squirrels, rabbits and the like, lined the walls of this area. There was also a two headed calf mounted on the wall. Once we had seen all there was in this tight little area, the woman opened a door that led outside, out to the back of the building. She told us we would find the 5-legged cow and Rosco out back.
As I walked through the door, I turned to grab the outside doorknob so as to keep the door from slamming. It didn't turn.....the outside doorknob didn't turn. It was locked. I knew if I shut the door, we would be locked out....out in that back yard with all the critters. [Isn't this where the kids get pulled off one by one, shackled and tied down, waiting their turn to be sawed into pieces?] I tried to say something to my daughter, but she was gone. She was off making friends with the prairie dogs. Then I spotted a family and then another mom with her children. "See, I told myself, you are being silly. There is nothing to be afraid of." I let the door go. Closing the door behind me, locking us out there, I stepped into the grassless yard of prairie dog mounds.
They were everywhere. Prairie dogs were running all around, popping in and out of their underground world. They were checking us out....I think looking for food....they sold zip-lock baggies of dry corn and dog biscuits to feed the animals. We didn't buy any. So they would run up, stop, check us out, see we didn't have anything and dart off again......sometimes down a hole. Besides the prairie dogs, they had all that the postcard promised including the 5-legged cow and the 6-legged steer. They even had the largest prairie dog; a 15 ft., 8000 lb. rough cut statue of a prairie dog.
Once we had our fill of the petting zoo, we searched for a way out. It just so happened that there was another door, unlocked, that led into the souvenir shop. That in itself was an adventure.
If you ever find yourself traveling down I70, just outside of Oakley, Kansas, pull off the road, stretch those legs and check out the Prairie Dog Town. As the postcard reads; you won't be sorry.
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